Sunday, March 28, 2010

so long, farewell

auf wiedersehen, ugly bathroom. adieu, ugly ceiling.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

mississippi delta, northern tributary

spring + small children + park play date = icky tub sediment

Monday, March 22, 2010

the dingo ate my basement wall!

toro dingo, that is.

ah, home renovations. soon we will be the proud possessors of an egress window.

and my husband's new 37" lcd mistress has arrived...

Friday, March 19, 2010

27 excedrin should do it, i think

sheetrockers + air gun + hysterical, noise-averse 6-year-old = the bitch mother of all headaches.

my eye is twitching.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

what not to say to your wife: the first in a new (and likely robust) series

"gee, that's a big salad. you must be really hungry."

shaddap, stick-boy. this is how i keep my girlish figure.

especially after those little sirens in girl scout uniforms got to me with their thin mints.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

dear merriam-webster

for your consideration:

de•man•darin or•ange noun di-'man-d(ə-)rən 'är-inj - a small citrus fruit demanded by pushy children.

"i want some of those demandarin oranges we had at sierra's house!"