apparently every other mom in minneapolis had the same idea. and apparently we all shop at the same target location.
2. three coins in the toilet
our toilet is having some kind of personality crisis and has begun to imitate a fountain. actually, it imitated a fountain once, last night. since then, we've been steadfastly avoiding it until bob the plumber shows up. i suspect it's going to take significantly more than three coins to fix.
3. why do you hate the baby?
from the archives of bad baby names: foley schmidt. over a loudspeaker at a ball game. "FOLEY SCHMIDT!" say it out loud a couple times.
4. "mom, keely just barfed!"
self-explanatory.
1 comment:
Foley Schmidt. That's awesome.
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