Sunday, March 8, 2009

idiots

people, no one is more eager for spring than moi. but i think you're pushing it just a tad, perhaps out of hope, perhaps because some of your higher functioning circuits have frozen.

so let me help you out. it is too cold to wear shorts if:
  • you wear your knee-length down coat over them.
  • you stop during your jog to make a snowball.
  • you live anywhere in minnesota.
there. go put on some long underwear and wait it out, just like the rest of us.

1 comment:

Suzi said...

My favorite is the shorts (that don't even manage to cover your cheeks) and the fur lined boots. ICK!!!

Unfortunately, I told my daughter (14yo -- knows EVER SO MUCH more than me!) that she couldn't wear flip flops until the temp was above 60. So, the second the temp hit 60, out came the flip flops! On Saturday, it was near 70 and she wore a tank, a spaghetti strap shirt & a skort w/flip flops. I refused to go out in public w/her! She put on a jacket over the whole mess!