call hazelden

the handsome man was prepping my second cup of tea this morning, and he reused the tea bag from the first cup as i usually do (i am cheap). i allowed as how i intended to go full strength on the second cup today with a whole new bag. so, being the wild man that he is, he simply popped a second tea bag into the cup, along with the first one. "speed ball!" he said laughing.

sadly, that's about as close to illicit pleasures as people our age get any more.