- 2 advil
- 1-1/2 zoloft
- 1 children's multivitamin
- 2 cups strong tea
hey, the world has enough champions.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
the breakfast of whining, gasping, pms-ing losers
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overheard in the playroom
as the children cast their "fishing rods" (string tied to batons):
me: "ladies, try not to bash each other in the head."
child: "why?"
blah, blah, blah
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- but i play a marketing expert on my blog
- crabby old lady is crabby about...
- i'm too sexy for my baggy, sweat-stained t-shirt
- the breakfast of whining, gasping, pms-ing losers
- the horror
- i would rather work the fryer at mcdonald's until ...
- etymology lesson for the day
- mom dialing
- doin' time in solitary
- the four food groups
- playgroup
- the prettiest little ugly american
- it turns the stomach
- attention new recruits
- daisy assassin
- by any means necessary
- a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
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i SAID
- [sound of scream here]
- beeyatch
- chicks rule and boys drool
- crabby old lady
- crash bang splat
- food and drink
- for real?
- funny monkeys
- i had a brain somewhere
- kill the groundhog
- love and marriage
- mommy madness
- my carcass
- oopsie
- peanut patrol
- scandihoovians
- things that really matter
- trifles and frippery
- when it started to begin
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