the four food groups

as a mother, on this mother's day, i feel it is my duty to remind you about the four food groups:

• chocolate
  
• peanut butter
  
• cheese
  
• bacon
  

i have yet to come across a food or dish that would not be improved by the addition of one or more of these essentials.

who needs a food pyramid when you can become a pyramid? is what i say.