Tuesday, September 9, 2008

an open letter

to the dour, 60ish woman at last weekend's wiener dog races dressed all in baggy, drab brown clothes who leaned over during her pet trick segment to reveal her NEON PINK, PURPLE AND WHITE THONG underwear:

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my eyes, lord, my eyes. i could have happily gone my whole life without seeing that, lady.

(and yes, i said wiener dog races. hurdles. sprints. and my favorite event, the sofa jump.)

1 comment:

Flower said...

This is one reader who is grateful there are no images to go with this post. Your scream alone made my jaw drop and eyes wince.
I hope there isn't any permanent damage to yours. *shiver*