Monday, November 17, 2008
best diet aid ever?
a face full of novocaine. i can't feel my tongue, and my skin feel exactly like my old baby tender love doll.
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overheard in the playroom
as the children cast their "fishing rods" (string tied to batons):
me: "ladies, try not to bash each other in the head."
child: "why?"
blah, blah, blah
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- have a holly jolly nervous breakdown
- thanks mom!
- this is a dictatorship, and i'm the dick
- why i studied art history in college
- recipe for maaaaadness
- csi: the faerie queen
- crap creep
- best diet aid ever?
- looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffin...
- apples to oranges
- k-k-k-keely and the jets
- "it's finally snowing"
- will my aarp card arrive next week?
- terrorist fist bump, everyone
- my so-clichéd life
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i SAID
- [sound of scream here]
- beeyatch
- chicks rule and boys drool
- crabby old lady
- crash bang splat
- food and drink
- for real?
- funny monkeys
- i had a brain somewhere
- kill the groundhog
- love and marriage
- mommy madness
- my carcass
- oopsie
- peanut patrol
- scandihoovians
- things that really matter
- trifles and frippery
- when it started to begin
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