Tuesday, November 25, 2008

this is a dictatorship, and i'm the dick

some of the most satisfying phrases of motherhood:
  • "no."
  • "because i said so."
  • "i'm not asking you, i'm telling you."
  • "did that sound like a question?"
  • "i said, 'no'."
  • "not later – now!"
  • "what part of 'no' wasn't clear?"
  • "no, and don't ask me again!"

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