Thursday, November 20, 2008

recipe for maaaaadness

profanity pizza
submitted by thing two, age 3
feeds 4. or 3, if someone refuses.
  1. help mommy make pizza dough from scratch, so there are no allergens in it
  2. help mommy roll out the pizza dough
  3. help mommy spread organic tomato sauce on the dough
  4. help mommy sprinkle soy cheese on a portion of the dough
  5. watch mommy sprinkle regular cheese on the rest, carefully avoiding the soy cheese section
  6. just as mommy prepares to put the pizza in the oven ask, "can i have oatmeal?"
extra credit points if, when the oatmeal is ready, you tell mommy you're too busy playing to eat it.


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