- "stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about."
- "i'm not your friend, i'm your mother."
- "i hope you get one just like you." (must be said with gritted teeth and slitty eyes.)
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
thanks mom!
after reading about how i'm a dick, my mom reminded me of some other phrases she had in her parental arsenal. i'm looking forward to telling my kids:
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no I'M a dick. Kid is obsessed with footie PJs again. (thanks PJ day at school!) and tantrums if we try to put anything else on her. Footie PJs and potty training are not a good mix. She's peed on them, soaked tham in the toilet etc. I screamed "I SAID NO!!!!" this morning after 10 minutes of begging. Now its "I need you" over and over in a whiney voice. She's playing "baby Genius" with our creche set. I don't feel very "Chrisitian" right at this moment...
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