doogie howser, pharm. d.

here are some words the not-quite-two-and-a-half-year-old can say perfectly:

• zyrtec
  
• motrin
  
• tylenol
  
• amoxicillin
  
• nebulizer
  
• bacitracin
• suture nurse

i see a career as a pharmacist. or perhaps a drug dealer.